Season 16 of The Bachelorette is *officially* the most shocking season yet—and no, we’re not being hyperbolic like Chris Harrison. The reality TV show, which is currently following 39-year-old hairdresser Clare Crawley as she looks for love in a hopeless place (a.k.a. the La Quinta Resort in Palm Desert), has been a rollercoaster from the moment that contestant Dale Moss stepped out of the limo on night one. ICYMI, Dale and Clare had what scientists would call *chemistry* from the literal first millisecond they met, with Clare visibly shaken up after their encounter, telling host Chris: “I think I just met my husband.”
To which Chris was pretty much like:
…while internally screaming.
And for anyone who’s familiar with Bachelor Nation spoilers, these fireworks came as no surprise, considering that Bach know-it-all Reality Steve has reported that Clare…